Smiles' Crazy Blog

The following is a group of people I would like to punch, just for the joy in doing it.

Barry Bonds Barry you are ridiculous. Everybody you have associated yourself with has been busted for taking steriods, or providing steroids. You have a TV show that basically tries to convice everyone that you are a good person, but I don't think you are. So here is what I have to say to you, first admit you took steriods, then pull a Raphael Palmero, and quit baseball. Just tell us why you have to keep lying about "not knowing" and just say, "I did it." Wait no, the damage has been done. I want to punch you in your steroid shrunken testicles.

Eduardo Najera Ok, no one likes this guy. I mean, are you trying to be pretty, or are you just a homo? I mean, you try to be tough and pretty all at the same time. Unfortunately every time I look at you I get angry because you have a look on your face like you have never done anythng wrong in your life, and you get a foul called on you, and you get that puzzled look in your eyes saying "who me". Give me a break. I want to punch you, in your nose, then both of your eyes, beautiful.

Fred Durst You are not as cool as you think you are. Everyone else, just look at the picture and tell me why you would want to punch him. You are not a girl. You are not black. You aren't even talented Mr. Durst. You have piggybacked on talented people, and now somehow you still think that you are popular. There was a time when people thought you were cool, then they realized how much of a chump you were. I still think Scott Stapp would beat you up. I would love to punch you, right in your peepee, if I can find it.

Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert Hosts of the "Let's Mock Republicans Hour" err...."The Daily Show" and "The Colbert Report" on Comedy Central. Ok there was a time when these guys were incredibly creative and the shows were smart and witty and intelligent. Now, they do the same thing every show. Find a Republican, or Conservative idea, and make fun of it. I guess they are an easy target, they are the majority in the US. They actually believe in something and will stick with it even if it is unpopular. I guess making fun of people with convictions is really easy, especially when you associate yourself with people who think not believing anything is the best thing in the world. Don't get me wrong I love a good satire, but any joke gets old if it is told enough. I would punch you both in the jaw.

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Bono I am aware that there is poverty. Why don't you put down the microphone and go to the poor and oppressed that you are making people aware of and actually help them. I am sure this is how your conversations went with world leaders:

"Hello"
"Hello world leader this is Bono, from the band U2, do you know why I am calling?"
"Why hello Bono, good to hear from you, I would love to know why you are calling."
"World leader are you aware there is poverty in your nation?"
"Yes. In fact I make my policy in a way so that the US will give me money to do something about it while I pocket the money. I am corrupt and will take it any way I can."
"Oh, well as long as you know. How are your kids, I have millions of dollars to spend on this and I have only been on the phone for 10 minutes, because every world leader seems to be aware there is poverty?"
click
"Hello....Hello?"

Sorry Bono, I want to punch you in your smug little face.

No really, it is sad. Today, my grandma died. She had been battling cancer for a long time now, and that battle ended today. I loved my grandma. So I guess I am saying this because if I seem a little sad for a while that will be the reason, because I am not sure how I need to handle this.

Basically what I am trying to say is that I am really going to miss my grandma.

Tonight I made the best spaghetti sauce I have ever eaten. You all wish that you were at my apartment to eat it. Because then you would truly know that it was extremely delicious.

Basically the only thing that I did different than normal is that I decided to use italian sausage. Muy yummy.

I watched some NBA playoffs yesterday, and here was my biggest observation.

How is Clifford Robinson still in the NBA?

I think that is all for now, but today was a beautiful day here. I mean its some of the best I have seen in Oregon in April.

I needed to put in a creative title. So really things feel good right now. Tomorrow I am going out for coffee. Hopefully other people I know will too.

I am so lazy sometimes, I don't go shopping even though I really need to. The only things I am going to buy this time is eggs, bread, and cheese. Ahh...the essentials.

In general people who think they are smart, are really stupid.

Here are my thoughts on immigration. If we treated every criminal like we treat illegal immigrants, think of the chaos this country would be in.

Anyways tomorrow I am going to try and get completely wasted on caffine. Yum.

So I had my review today, it went well. I have a lot of positives, and some things to work on, but I should be getting a raise, how much? I don't know, they said they would let me know next week. I feel really good because I earned this raise by working hard and showing up to work and having a job.

In other news...netflix is awesome, and I am going to go to my grandma's house tomorrow for brunch.

I have Voice recognition software. I always forget that. Maybe I should use it more.

Update: Nevermind, I don't

So once again, I am disappointed with some things. First off I am disappointed with myself. I ordered pizza last night, and didn’t make a lunch today. I suck. Those were two of my goals this week, to not eat out, and to make a lunch every day. I lost.

The second thing that I am disappointed in is that a certain few people weren’t at church on Sunday. I don’t know where they were. One I have taught with, and she wants me, but I think it is kind of a rebound situation. The other one is really good looking, and she likes Oregon 2A basketball. So I think I should she what she does during the week, and see if she is available one some night and we can be awesome together for a night. Oh well it is all about the K’s and the A’s.

So I am 11 hours away from meeting my goal of not eating out this week. It feels good.

On a food note, I had biscuits and gravy for breakfast. Quite possibly the best breakfast ever. I made my own biscuits, they are soft and delicious. The gravy was good. Next time I think I will use italian sausage instead of breakfast sausage.

Maybe next week I will accomplish my next goals.

In other words, sleeeping is awesome, so is shopping before 10 am on a saturday.

Iron Head.

When in doubt, blow something up, or think about it.

So I am tired of getting angry. Angry at all different kinds of people. Just about everyone from idiots, to people who shouldn't be idiots but are.

I get angry, and then I get frustrated, and I don't handle my frustration very well. So really, I just feel stupid afterwards, and then I feel even worse.

Also I don't care what you think, you know and I know I am right.

I dream of destroying everyone.

No....I dream of destroying everyone who thinks that they can change themselves forever because of an emotional high. I will laugh histerically when you fall down.

I mean, no you deserve it.

With that being said, I don't know what I am saying at all. Call me and come over to my place and punch me you little piece of kaka.

Why is it that I am so bent on destruction and destroying. I have to be at work in less than 8 hours.

Declare your everlasting love for me.

It breaks if you don't force it. It breaks if you don't try.

Why is it that no one trys when it comes to me?