Somedays...

August 22nd, 2005

I wish I was a Pirate. My name would be Gangly George. Why George, because it starts with G so does gangly. I would be a masterful swashbuckler, and be a great captian, and destroy everyone forever. I would steal from the rich and the poor, because I don't believe in discrimination. My loyal buccaneers, would be forever loyal, and make just a little, because working for me would be so awesome. I would have the most booty around. The booty is what it is all about.

But no, I work in a warehouse.

posted by: smiles • 3 comments »

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Comment from: Henry Imler [Member]

· http://hundiejo.com

Yea, but unbeknownst to you, the pirate, is that the G-Man would take ninjafication training and wail on a gigantic guitar in the shape of a phonebook that is apporaching the speed of light; once his training is complete he will take on you and your booty, which it is all about, and proceed to attack.

08/24/05 @ 16:26

Comment from: tyler [Visitor]

booty...what? please don't destroy me mr. gangly pirate man :) ps. that name isn't really fear insipring, you may as well stick with the tried and true "jolly Green Giant" if you're not gonna go for something fearsome!!! plus the green tights are definitely awesome! good luck being in a warehouse (booo)

08/26/05 @ 12:50

Comment from: eric [Member]

swords

09/03/05 @ 16:59

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