Smiles' Crazy Blog

So I have a lot to write about, maybe.

Thursday, I played basketball. Not just a pick up game, but this was the prestigious Alumni vs Varsity game. Well maybe not prestigious. I was on the alumni team and it was quite fun. I played with five other guys and four of them were on my team that made it to the state tournament in 2001. It was quite fun. It was a closer game than I thought it was going to be, but we ended up winning by about 15. It was tied and half, and then my team decided to stop being unselfish, but to do what we can. This led to us being up by 3 at the end of 3, and then going on to winning. The biggest difference between us and the varsity, is that they had practiced with each other, and we had not.

Friday night, I went swing dancing, and I really enjoyed it, although I am a horrible swing dancer. I should take a class on dancing some time, it would be more fun. Also I went with Katie, and she said she would make me a good dancer. Afterwards I ate pie, and it was good.

Saturday, I went to Multnomah Falls. I hiked to the top with Katie and her friends. It was fun, later we ate pizza.

Tomorrow is my grandpa's birthday, we celebrated today. I had a lot of cheesecake. Good food.

Now, about a person making a U turn. I was going to church and I was behind some SUV, the evil that now rules American roads. They decide to make a U turn, but no, not at a light, but just right where they are at. U turns are illegal in the state of Oregon unless marked. So I am behind them and they turn sideways, and they block half of my lane. I can't change lanes so I have to slam on my brakes really hard and skid to a halt. And I don't even think the jerks noticed. I mean they could have waited for a light, or went and turned around at the Target parking lot, but no, they didn't, they almost killed me. I should have hit them, then they would be buying me a new truck.

Dear Smiles,

Get in touch with your friends.

Sincerly,

Smiles

Today I am going to the Gresham Town Fair. Should be tons of fun. Maybe I will buy a hot dog, and dance a jig. Perhaps I shall do both at the same time, or just maybe think about thinking about it.

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There are 25 K's because I am bored and doing Laundry at the moment.

Does anybody find more enjoyment than me in doing laundry and pulling out an orange with horizontal white stripes shirt than me? The answer may just be yes.

I wish I went to a LAN party last night. I miss playing source, forever. I put three spaces between the I and the period.

Just when you think that I can't get any more random, yard work is a curse on humanity. I hate it with the passion of 1 million burning suns, not just the customary 1000.

I have to do a devotion on a Veggie Tales movie tomorrow at church.

Sometimes I feel like I don't write anything pertinant. I feel proud though when I check what search engines are refering to my site, things like "trading a bump for a scar surgery shoulder dislocated" and "bad stuff that is happening to the earth live now". That aparantly is me. Maybe it is because I like Wal-Mart.

My little sister is a junior high cheerleader, and she likes Paris Hilton, it makes me want to vomit.

I need a job, and more of a social life.

I really wish that I could be Bob Barker. While watching The Price Is Right, I noticed it. Think about it, all he does is stand there and say, "You could win this!!!" And then all the girls fall in love with him. Could there be an easier job? Sure there are some crazy ladies that get on the show, but if you were 100 years old and still had 18 year olds come up and kiss you on national television, all the crazy ladies are worth it.

Plus you would get to beat up Adam Sandler, which I think would be fun.

So right now I am awake. That is correct this is not a sleep blog. Still I wish that I were sleeping that way I wouldn't be awake right now. I don't know why I am awake. It must be one of those nights for me that it would take about 3 hours of laying awake in bed before I can actually get to sleep, why? Who knows, but my mind is working overtime right now, and my normal blog is not up, so I shall post here for the first time.
So really, what is it that makes oe stay awake aimlessly during te night. Is there something better to be doing? Yes, that would be sleeping, or dancing, but no, I am just awake doing nothing at all, thinking way too much about things that popped in my brain. It really stinks.
Has anyone in the world ever looked at me, and said I wish I was like him. I wonder that sometimes, but then I say that is silly talk. Then I ask myself, well why aren't you like that, then I tell myself I am crazy. Then I fidget for the next hour and a half, cause I can't sit still.
Food is so delicious, I need some, or I am just bored. I am reminded that Americans get bored so they eat. I like food it is so delicious, I would eat it more if I could, but I am hungry bored, not hungry hungry, like a hippo, or perhaps a hippobartimus.
People don't use their brain a lot, but when they do, they get me.
Never Eat Soggy Worms.
Randomness rules the hour, next thing you know, that power will be given back to the legislature. Just keep it away from the judicial branch.
I hope I don't have an ear infection.

Well lets start this out correctly. I am awesome, and nothing will ever change that forever.

Friday, I went to my grandparents place to take care of my grandpa, and there I started reading a Janet Evonavich book. The book is called Four To Score. I had already reas the first book in her Stephanie Plum series, but I skipped ahead to the forth one because I left the second one at home. I read it all, on friday. It was funny. The gradma is absolutely hilarious.

Saturday I played poker with my brothers, including the hippobartimus, and some friends, including The Lama. Fun times. I was the first one out in the first game, the second game I was somewhere in the middle, and the last one I was third place. 'Twas good fun.

Sunday, I helped out at my evening church. I helped out with the kiddies, and this sunday I am writing the lesson. It is going to be on Humility, should be tons of fun.

Anyways tonight I am going to be having an alumni at my high school, and that should be fun in a bottle.

Without me it is just Aweso.

The Portland Trail Blazers hired Nate McMillan, I am psyched. I think he is exactly what the team needs. He will bench all the guys who are not playing as hard as they should. How do I know this, well he once benched future hall of famer and good friend Gary Payton. So really, he will take care of those guys like Zach Randolph.

Next mission for the Blazers, get rid of Darius Miles.

Today, I shopped at the EVIL Wal-Mart. I bought $45 dollars worth of stuff for that EVIL coporation. We all know how EVIL Wal-Mart is for running a business that people want to buy stuff from, just like all of those other EVIL corporations. How dare those corporations make stuff that people want to buy, and how dare they try to make money. EVIL!!!!

In other words I consolodated my student loans today. Hopefully I locked in the lower interest rate.

Tomorrow, well maybe later today, I go to the beach. I am excited.