What Makes You Not A Barbarian

August 10th, 2004

I have determined that that the difference between a civilized person and being a barbarian is two pieces of bread.

The other day I was eating lunch, and I had some grilled chicken. Of course this is all I had, cause I didn't plan enough time to make my lunch, so I grabbed the previous nights dinner. Of course I had planned to do this, but I was planning on making a sandwich out of it. I didn't notice it much at first, but after thinking about it, I realized, just eating it with my hands, means I am eating like a barbaric Caveman. Its horrible. Then I realized the way I get out of this is by taking the time to get two pieces of bread, and maybe even some mayonase. Then I am perfect. I am a civilized person.

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