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I Have A Bad Case of The Hic-ups

August 7th, 2004

It could quite possibly be that Hic-Ups are the most horrible thing in the world. Not the most destructive, but horribly annoying. Think about it, what other thing screams louder "HEY EVERYONE LOOK, AT ME, I AM HAVING LOUD INVOLUNTARY REACTIONS." Yeah, it really stinks. Then everyone tries to tell you how to cure them. And you almost have to listen or do them because they are almost all things people do to you. Like they all decide that they have to scare you. Yes they sneak up on you and then yell at you like they a huge monster and you just think to yourself, not scary and I still have the hic-ups. Then you also try to get rid of them yourself, but is there really a remedy...NO. I doesn't matter how many glasses of water you drink up-side-down, you are still going be involutary reacting all over the place. It sucks.

Anyways, I washed my hair today, it felt good. Especially since I haven't washed it since monday, and I haven't been able to clean myself to the level I wanted to be clean at since monday. So washing my hair felt really nice.

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Comment from: Ash [Visitor]
So, how long did you have the 'Hics' ? – I'm about to start my 10th. day ! Had a 6 day'er back in '87. Did you find a cure ? Allergy maybe ? I'm going to try the King Size Snickers today. You try to swallow a large chunk in one go without chewing it. Swallow as slow as you can without gagging of course. This is supposed to stretch and clean as it goes down or reset any muscle spasms. Ash.
04/24/05 @ 03:12

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