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06/04/09

I haven't done this in a while

Filed under: Fun and GamesKyle Email @ 09:29:43 am

Here's a great McSweeney's list:

Potential Business Opportunities Based On Songs By The Rolling Stones, à la "Ruby Tuesday" Restaurant.

"You Can't Always Get What You Want" Steak House

"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" Escort Services

"Sympathy for the Devil" Pet Supplies

"Under My Thumb" Construction

"Brown Sugar" Refining

"As Tears Go By" Grief Counseling

"Beast of Burden" Overnight Shipping

"The Last Time" Dating Service

"19th Nervous Breakdown" Mental Institute

"Mother's Little Helper" Daycare Center

1 comment

Comment from: Erika [Visitor]
Today, as naptime begins, the thought of Mother's Little Helper daycare center sounds pretty appealing...
06/04/09 @ 10:54

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