I am Kyle's self-indulgence

I don't make it a general habit to read my spam messages, but today I did because 1) it's a rare occasion that one actually makes it through my filters and 2) because the subject line was just unusual enough to catch my eye (I won't write it here because I don't want to get weird search referrals or encourage the spammer).

Aside from the subject line, though, the entire message of the e-mail is so nonsensical it's almost beautiful. Here it is in its entirety, minus the subject line which was oddly inserted between the two paragraphs:

That monarch never conquered by any enemy, gave jemima says no one else ever will! I have been.

To drink melted snow. A malignant epidemic of vows, and engaged in silently reciting certain to break that seal. There were no telegraph poles others direct that they should never be without that is due to lawful kings, even though they set in. They showed a desire for western learning is it? Katherine said. It's moving. I can feel henry might return he must clinch matters finally. A childish people, and keep them in a state of began to worship (that car), o prime of men. And riding oh the same car, both rushed against bhima lavas, and kashthas, and kshanas, and months,.