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April Fools
Well, hearing or seeing that I have posted is probably enough of an April Fool's Day riddle (is he really posting, or is it actually someone else?). But I have decided to go above and beyond, and to provide a "2 truths and a lie" treat for you. Which one of the following is the April Fool's Day trick?
A. I recently beat Andrew Peterson in a foot race.
B. I recently taught Great Expectations without ever having read it.
C. I recently ate cereal.
Okay, they're all true. I didn't know what to put for the lie, and I didn't think it would be that difficult to pick out anyway.
I did beat Andrew Peterson in a foot race. By way of explanation, though, he was barefoot.
And I also taught Great Expectations without ever having read it. Now, mind you, I have read it by now, but just not when we began.
And finally, I did eat cereal just last night. By way of explanation, though, it was Golden Grahams.
and they say I should post more often....
3 comments
The best part was taunting him: "Hey, Andrew, you know why your last name is Peterson? Because I'm your daddy!"
Okay, that one's a lie.
The Blog Buster!!