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Yahoo! News - Man jailed after shooting his testicles

A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer has been jailed for five years for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman says."

So not only did this guy shoot himself in the testicles, but he had to go to jail for five years. On the other hand, any idiot who jams a sawed-off shotgun into the front of his pants probably has it coming.